Quotable Quotes

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -- Phyllis Diller

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester quote

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. -- Elizabeth Stone

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. -- Bill Cosby

Parents of teens and parents of babies have a lot in common. They spend a great deal of time trying to get their kids to talk.

A mother's patience is like a tube of toothpaste -- it's never quite gone.

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.