Diapers despair
It sure might be an anagram but there is more to it than that...
before moving ahead some new news about the baby. Its more than a month now and she slowly has started focussing now albeit for a short period of time.Her sleeping patterns are slooowly changing to IST timezone. Has been living in the PST timezone until now.Tara is picking up the rules of the game really fast. However, on the other hand the father is doing a lousy job so far ! He still has not learnt to even change the diapers or rather.. doesn't want to learn !!! He finds all the excuses in the world NOT to change the diapers. No joke this !! However this reminds me of an old joke. It goes like this...One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his beautiful new daughter.Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found it was indeed full. "Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed." The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!". But yes..on the other hand...he puts the baby to sleep sometimes on his natural pillow and runs the errands but you know how mothers are !!!..they JUST ARE NOT SATISFIED TILL YOU HELP THEM CHANGE THE DIAPERS ! Can some sympathetic father please help out here with the '3 easy steps to diaper change' ???
before moving ahead some new news about the baby. Its more than a month now and she slowly has started focussing now albeit for a short period of time.Her sleeping patterns are slooowly changing to IST timezone. Has been living in the PST timezone until now.Tara is picking up the rules of the game really fast. However, on the other hand the father is doing a lousy job so far ! He still has not learnt to even change the diapers or rather.. doesn't want to learn !!! He finds all the excuses in the world NOT to change the diapers. No joke this !! However this reminds me of an old joke. It goes like this...One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his beautiful new daughter.Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found it was indeed full. "Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed." The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!". But yes..on the other hand...he puts the baby to sleep sometimes on his natural pillow and runs the errands but you know how mothers are !!!..they JUST ARE NOT SATISFIED TILL YOU HELP THEM CHANGE THE DIAPERS ! Can some sympathetic father please help out here with the '3 easy steps to diaper change' ???
posted by Ria and Nihal at
Monday, June 12, 2006
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ha ha the 3 easiest steps
1) Look for the mother every time you sense signs of discomfort around the baby.
2) Try and avoid being left alone with the baby such that eventualities just about beckon
3) Just pray that god comes up with automated ways of diaper change:-d
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